Priest vs. Johnny
NEWS: Priest is talking about Johnny’s weight gain and Johnny is pissed! Johnny said” If he was good I could take his shit, but he sucks so I can’t”.
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January 19th, 2009 at 20:57
My money’s on KT he’s a snake
January 20th, 2009 at 16:29
Week 1: My best count we had about 18 people running full court. Mooney & Slim were doing Crossfit in the weight room and a couple of the ladies were working out. Golden Toe broke his ankle. We will be starting at 7:30.
Week 2: Had 16 guys. The honeymoon is over. Matt tried to tell Kyle how to pass a b-ball, Kyle explained to Matt using various unkind words that he already knew how to play. Arguing ensued. The attempt was made to bring Jared into the meley, but his blister was bleeding all night (right through his sock like Curt Schilling) and he needed to tend to it. Flanders decided to leave cause he doesn’t like it when people are being mean to each other, and Johnny got that crazy look in his eyes after a handcheck from me, the holy one, and spiked the ball into the ground mid game. I proceeded to call him Baby Flanders, and encouraged anger management. Jimmy Tints is white chocolate on the court, and Bunyan swept the gym floor to preserve all of our safety. Money should never pick up a b-ball. I’d say we’ll be ready to kill each other by Spring, team building is under way!
Week 3: No B-Ball, out celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day watching the cuse lose while a spring schedule was developed. Flanders refuses to drive more than 20 minutes for a game.
Week 4: B-ball next Monday, Jan 26th @ 7:30 pm. Kyle & Schee are captains.
January 20th, 2009 at 18:10
Coach Heywood says basketball is for girls.
January 21st, 2009 at 01:54
I never said i was good a Basketball. But I am with coach on the girl thing and who the hell watches girls B-Ball anyways?
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:24
You guys do cross fit and stare at your bodies in the mirror and I’m pretty sure I saw coach wearing a cricket t-shirt once, neither of these are sports.
January 23rd, 2009 at 01:11
You know priest if you did crossfit you wouldn’t messed up your knee tripping over a blade of grass.
January 23rd, 2009 at 16:02
Priest, I believe it is your serve.
January 23rd, 2009 at 16:08
If I did crossfit, I’d lose too much weight, and then I’d have to play some gay wing position. So in my world you can see that crossfit = gay wing position. I’ll pass, and I can’t believe you called Mark a blade of grass, he has a temper.
January 23rd, 2009 at 18:00
Where are you Mooney? Mark, the same goes for you.
January 23rd, 2009 at 20:00
Take as you want. “Welcome to the NFL.” Not doing crossfit makes knees weak…doing cross fit makes shoulders weak too?
January 24th, 2009 at 20:39
Last time i checked im not a winger and you aren’t even on the field. so the way i look at it you can be slow and not in shape plus fat sitting on the side where you belong. and the whole shoulder thing is what happens when you DON’T do crossfit. i have a challenge for the Mr. NFL, do crossfit steady for one month straight and tell me how you feel. the only thing is you have to do it like its supposed to be no WIMPS and no excuses and just don’t go through the motions. as a matter in fact that goes for everyone. i have a full crossfit gym in my garage. anyone game or are you to scared?
January 25th, 2009 at 16:52
Priest are you Mr. NFL or is it me? You can’t even bench your own body weight. Go bounce that orange ball.
January 26th, 2009 at 04:48
I don’t spend my days in other dudes garages.
January 26th, 2009 at 17:59
then shut your mouth and stay on the side where you are in your comfort zone.
January 26th, 2009 at 18:30
Priest dont feel bad I cant bench my body weight either. Is Crossfit for talking muscles or rugby muscles?
January 26th, 2009 at 19:54
Rugby muscles. Devinnie look at my neck, it’s like a red wood tree. Your neck is like a pencil.
January 26th, 2009 at 20:53
Money I was on the side during the Buffalo Semi Finals busted knee and all, I didn’t see you there, weird.
Who the hell would want their neck to look like a red wood?
January 26th, 2009 at 20:53
I am glad that this thread has deviated from it’s original subject. . .
Devennie, take it from Amber, bad things tend to ensue when BC is focussed on your neck.
January 27th, 2009 at 00:22
. . .and by “bad things” I mean choking.
January 27th, 2009 at 01:48
What does not being at a game have to do with the fact that you are scared? don’t change the subject and try to deviate form the fact that i called you out and you wont step up.
January 27th, 2009 at 02:48
False. Really it is.
January 27th, 2009 at 05:01
10 guys came out for hoops. Everyone played nice. We decided to play one more week.
On a side note, I am feeling motivated to succeed and try harder each time I read this board. I can see recruitment going through the roof this year. I just wish I wasn’t so scared, time to deviate.
January 27th, 2009 at 14:38
Mons, It’s time to chill.
January 27th, 2009 at 16:50
Shouldn’t the name of this thread be changed to the Priest/Money internet callout site?
January 27th, 2009 at 18:25
Your right KT I will change it.
January 27th, 2009 at 20:54
Devennie, Mark mentioned his redwood neck, I thought you said he has no neck? At least that’s the impression I get whenever you do your drunk impression of Mark( when he’s not around of course).
January 27th, 2009 at 22:42
According to Mark he does have a neck, I guess that depends on your definition of a neck. I call mine shoulders. I only do my impression when he’s not around because I dont do crossfit and therefore dont have the muscles to “step up” when I am “called out”.
January 28th, 2009 at 01:37
Its all good. All i want is for all of us to be in shape. if you read the site you will see anyone (not just neanderthals) can do crossfit. it is by far the best program i have done. ask anybody who fallows it,and they will say the same.
January 28th, 2009 at 03:36
Come on Money, what’s with the peace and love? Priest was saying at basketball that you can do all the Crossfit you want, but that the only thing keeping him from kicking your ass are the sacred vows he’s taken.
January 28th, 2009 at 04:34
The vows have been broken, I shall rain down my blows of fire and brimstone on all. Amen and may God have mercy on your souls.
January 28th, 2009 at 18:48
All the crossfit in the world won’t help if you can’t keep your fragile as china mangina on the field. Gotta learn to play with pain. And it scares me when the religious sect starts talking violence to promote peace.
Scotty OUT
January 28th, 2009 at 22:44
Did the bottle just call Money, Mangina?
January 29th, 2009 at 02:02
It all good. If priest wants to say his sermon that’s fine with me. if bottle want to call me a mangina so be it. i know how to deal with pain and i can play through it too. but if the bottle reads back a few comments he will see that i hurt my shoulder due to the fact that i wasn’t doing crossfit during the season. it is all about preventative maintenance and i wasn’t doing it. so go ahead call me what you want i really don’t care. i just want to see us pounding the piss out of everyone we play. its not my fault that i have a drive and desire to succeed and be the best at what ever i do.
January 29th, 2009 at 21:24
Just so I’m straight on all of this. . . is “DaBottle” now just “Bottle”?
January 29th, 2009 at 22:44
According to Schee, his full name is Scotch DaBottle. And Money is China Magina.
February 1st, 2009 at 03:14
Crossfit makes you suck at bowling.
February 1st, 2009 at 04:30
Hey man i pick up the ball and throw it as hard as i can. But hey go 37. i thought we were playing golf.
February 17th, 2009 at 04:30
crossfit is gay! just look at how much of a pussy moneyshot is!!!
February 18th, 2009 at 02:41
And this is coming from someone named “handsofstone”?
March 11th, 2009 at 02:24
My money is on Johnny. Priest can’t even run, just limp with his flock of sheep.
March 13th, 2009 at 16:34
This admin sits on a throne of lies. I would take Johnny over Shim as my first round draft pick, he’s younger, faster, and has that psycho temper. Shimmy’s temper is more controlled and predictable.
March 18th, 2009 at 02:20
Priest, You have no respect for Johnny… He will bitch slap you to the ground since you have a peg for a leg, just like a pirate. Your going to get welcomed to the NFL by a 19 year old.
December 15th, 2009 at 23:06
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